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Get the splunder-shock mug.When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
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Get the shocked mug."In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023
Get the Shock Rock mug.This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
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