Dan Sheets

He's the man and everybody knows it...

"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"

by follower of the man March 5, 2009

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

by branding iron October 26, 2010

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006

sheet

(v) repeatedly receiving a text or other written communication from one person that halts conversation

Jake: "How was the concert last night?"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"

by fowlerninja March 3, 2014

cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

S Sheezy

the best call of duty player in the world. add me on xbox live bitches.

Damn did you see S Sheezy? He just killed the whole other team in the 1st minute!!!

by S Sheezy253 March 25, 2010