Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010

Screening

To stand in front of someone who is trying to shot or walk in a direction in a video game. Occurs with teammates because in many video games your bullets and abilities will not travel through teammates to hit enemies, but enemies projectiles will travel through both your teammate and you. In games which punish players for damaging teammates it can be used as a type of trolling It can be done unintentionally, but the person being screened almost never benefits from it.

Bro wtf, stop screening me. We would've won if my dumbass teammate wasn't screening me

by Novaoni February 16, 2017

green-screening

Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices.

For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image.

Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!

by El filosofo March 3, 2010

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

split screen

When two couples bang in the same room. Normally associated with drunk nights.

So we were split screening these girls... then it got weird cause he started screen peaking.

by McJon October 16, 2012

green screen

When you put some marijuana in your pipe before hash so your hash wont fall in the pipe and in your throat

darell: ay nigga im gonna choke on this hash

jerome: its aight nigga ill throw a green screen down well get high as fuck

by Nworb Ydoc June 17, 2010

Screen

The fuckin thing your looking at right now

The fatass was staring at a screen all day

by ImFrostbyte August 13, 2014