scoochie

To drag butt on the floor or grass. Humping along on a solid surface with knees bent.

Lookie at the dog scoochie on the new pink rug.

by DidYouTell November 3, 2003

scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

bad motor scooter

Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.

The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.

He ends your eternal soul.

Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.

Kyle Nugent one-hits Nefarion, he's one one bad motor scooter.

by Denver Max May 30, 2006

scoot scoot

a scooter that is used (usually by the elderly) to get around faster in places like a grocery store, or a nursing home.

"Yes ma'am, I would be glad to get you a scoot scoot in just a minute"

by Mar Mar Love April 21, 2008

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

Scooty

A person who is very salty and considered a bully. Tries to protect his reputation by yelling at people to delete things that expose him, and can reduce someone to tears.

Person 1: "Man, that guy is an asshole. He's like Keemstar, being salty all the time."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes a total Scooty."

by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag June 21, 2016

raunchy scooter

A vechicle that has been used to have dirty sex in.

Tim drives a raunchy scooter.

by Juan Gillema January 6, 2008