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Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.
Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."
by Pandawg August 13, 2021
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super-science

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.

The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.
Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.

This is also the speed of the universe.

Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.
by flightfacilities February 13, 2022
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Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do
by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022
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Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021
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emergent science

noun; a field that starts with speculative or mystical ideas but gradually emerges as a legitimate science through the development of evidence-based methods
Alchemy's quest for the philosopher's stone may seem fantastical, but it was an emergent science that eventually led to breakthroughs in metallurgy and medicine
by ARog59 August 28, 2024
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Science sexer

a teacher who has any form of nsfw content in their search history
Time to go to science sexer’s class
Downbad ass nigga
by suger man May 7, 2023
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significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.
When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.
by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018
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