The Dipshit who Killed all the guys at the Alamo. Mexican Leader who was defeated by Samuel Housten and a bunch of Cowboys. AlamoSan Antonio
by The_Killer January 2, 2007
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Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K September 15, 2006
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by JGBS January 10, 2008
Get the santa clause dat ho mug.A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!
Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010
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by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010
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by puppypaws December 30, 2010
Get the Santa Buddies mug.A city about 50 miles north of San Francisco, CA (so a 2.5 hour drive on highway 101, up to 5 if it's during rush hour). A formerly nice city with lots to do, it's become a suburb of the bay area, due to a massive influx of 20somethings who make six figures. Traffic is insane, the residents are all either rich or poor and trying to convince themselves to stay, and everyone likes playing hippy to varying degrees. Wine and tech are king, and because of this 70% of Santa Rosa's economy is driven by tourists.
"Santa Rosa is the best place to used to live in"
Bob: "Hey, my 12 year old brother is looking for weed"
Fred: "Tell him to go to Santa Rosa, I'm sure he'll find someone to sell him some"
Karen: "I just love Wine Country so much, I'm so glad my husband, who is the CEO of a tech firm, bought land here! I just wish we could gas all of the homeless people who hang out around my favorite boutique thrift shops!"
Bob: "Hey, my 12 year old brother is looking for weed"
Fred: "Tell him to go to Santa Rosa, I'm sure he'll find someone to sell him some"
Karen: "I just love Wine Country so much, I'm so glad my husband, who is the CEO of a tech firm, bought land here! I just wish we could gas all of the homeless people who hang out around my favorite boutique thrift shops!"
by Mr nasty December 11, 2019
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