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Samuel Blake 

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
Samuel Blake by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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Samuel Ferguson 

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue
Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

Samuel Chua 

An absolute cunt

Bully's people if he doesn't like you
Annoying and has fits and thinks it is funny.
Claps for no absolute reason.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Blocks you if play music.
Samuel Chua Twat is not letting limo no matter the circumstances.

samuel pringle 

Very cool and a mega pp gangster

He very pp and his pp is pp

Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up

He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏

Samuel Thompson 

A kid at Wilbur Wright who plays drums, and has pre mature diabetes. Asian men love his body for some reason. His nutrition class is not helping him. He plays basketball and averages 2 points a game.
Samuel Thompson, I want to flick your Adams Apple so badly.
Samuel Thompson by bruh52 November 14, 2019

samuel wade gourley 

Littlest bitchy boi

Hate him

Very gay

Dumb

Short

Doesnt kiss the homies goodnight

Favorite meme is John Cena
If I was Samuel Wade Gourley I would die :(

Samuel Harries

gyaldem: omds yk Samuel Harries, hes sooooo fucking peng id put his wood in ma mouth still