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Pota-Speak

To logically jump from conclusions; To look for the purest form of blackmail whether it be through messages, actions, or images.
Exhibit A
Person 1: "Yo dude, I just got this new guitar!" *proceeds to send image of guitar with 2 pixels of a foot
Person 2: "I see your foot. Why are you sending me feet pics? Saved as blackmail."
Person 1: "All I hear is some pota-speak right now."
Exhibit B
Person 1: "Not gonna lie I think I might vote for Donald Trump."
Person 2: "So you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, and a transphobe?"
Person 1: "What? dude that's Pota-Speak?"
by nourdasu December 2, 2024
mugGet the Pota-Speakmug.

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 29, 2010
mugGet the speaking to my girlfriendmug.

rainbow speak

by Mavericknineties May 16, 2018
mugGet the rainbow speakmug.

bitch-speaking

When a feminist blames a male of 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading' or any similar words, only to be shot down with a counter argument that leaves her first point invalid.
Tyler: ya watch the news last night?
Dan: Yeah, that feminist was bitch-speaking for no reason
by Slender_Man👹 May 15, 2018
mugGet the bitch-speakingmug.

Content Speak

A form of sanitized language or euphemism used by online content creators when discussing sensitive or serious topics. This vocabulary, which includes words like "unalive" instead of "kill," is primarily used to avoid demonetization by advertisers on various platforms. The practice ultimately desensitizes the audience to the gravity of these subjects by watering down the very language used to describe them.
"Dude, did you hear about that little boy? Got graped and unalived by a PDF file, it's so messed up."

"Are you fucking serious right now?! You're talking about a child being raped and murdered by a pedophile and you're using that sanitized, spineless content speak bullshit?! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? Talk like a goddamn human being!"
by Tad in Berlin June 11, 2025
mugGet the Content Speakmug.

omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".
- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"
by Kateuka April 21, 2017
mugGet the omellete speakmug.

I speak keyboard...

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by  September 21, 2022
mugGet the I speak keyboard...mug.

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