Ollie the polite cat

Polite cat, wholesome, cool, cute. He usually does a polite face which looks like this ' :| ' and is the meme of July 2018

Guy 1: Have you seen this cute cat Ollie the polite cat? He's so handsome!

Guy 2: I've seen him, he's veri funni and cool.

by squishyloop July 24, 2018

Political coward

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous Republican and Democratic politicians are guilty of this.

Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?!?

Greg: Because they are political cowards. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*

by stinkywhitedick October 8, 2017

political compass memes

everyone is a clown here

Person 1: Hey, want to look at the political compass memes subreddit?
Person 2: No, if I wanted to look at clowns I would go to the circus.

by stupid clown August 8, 2021

political-suicide psychology

An act common to politicians with sociopathic, narcissistic and self-deceptive personality features fueled by a profoundly self-aggrandizing perspective that distorts even the prospect of failure into a necessary superlative; resulting in highly self-destructive behavior as required to validate equally delusional thinking.

Press: 'Did you ever think that the only people saving you from impeachment would be your own staff--for FAILING to follow your orders?'
POTUS: 'Listen. Nobody knows more about failing than I do, believe me. I'm the best at failing, just ask anyone; I'm the greatest at failing that's ever lived and I'm going to prove it...'

History: Does he ever actually listen to the crazy shit that comes out of his hole? Isn't it the objective to make decisions and policy using unbiased, verifiable evidence and in accordance with established governmental procedures within the Constitutional framework? Only the influence of political-suicide psychology could be responsible for such a distorted perspective of reality...we need to do better.

by YAWA April 21, 2019

Political Ass Vomit

The excrement expelled each time any member of the U.S. Congress opens their mouth.

Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Small Town Politics

when someone is selected for something of importance or great honor from their family name or possibly religious based names.

John Smith was the best baseball player to ever play for his high school. John is now graduated and his little brother Matt Smith is a freshman, but he isn't close to being as good as John, but he was still selected to be on varsity even though Tim Johnson, a sophomore, is better than Matt. Matt Smith made varsity because of "small town politics" and Tim Johnson didn't make the team because of "small town politics."

by 13ThirtySeven AKA BigKes April 12, 2009

Liberal Hippy Politics

Liberal Hippy Politics, is a concept that faded into history during the late 70s or early 80s after hitting its peak around 1972.
The hippy political movement was an anti-establishment force that was organized by anti-war college students. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was the first presidential candidate supported by the hippies and George McGovern was the last major hippy supported candidate in 1972.
During the 70s, the hippies grew up and became yuppies and supported moderate mainstream candidates like Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

Liberal Hippy Politics was the driving force that lead to the end of the Viet Nam war.

by Charles_U_Farley November 7, 2010