penis breath

A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.

After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.

by John X April 24, 2003

penis clit

A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.

I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!

by Va-jay-jay September 2, 2006

penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

by ashin999 October 3, 2011

Dr.Penis

A doctor who tends to keep his fingers on your pubes longer than he should during a physical exam.

Dude, Dr.Penis just wouldn't let go of my package, I was like, "WTF! Get da fuck off mah penzorz!!!". I like when my female doctor is a Dr.Penis.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

Lucy's Penis

The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.

sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right

by LouIsAfitty February 4, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

g u a c a m o l e n i g g a p e n i s
guacamole nigga penis

Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011