hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.

Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.

by RHPSBill September 01, 2022

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess April 09, 2018

Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs

Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.

by Kuandkjnsljc February 15, 2019

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 02, 2021

Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it”

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 04, 2021

Paper slut

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.

Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!

James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!

by cubnake August 10, 2015