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That tracks
Huh? What does that mean?
It means "baseball, huh?"
That tracks
Huh? What does that mean?
It means "baseball, huh?"
by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025
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Get the Warning Track mug.The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
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Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
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Yeah, my IP address doesn't show where I am actually. It says I'm in Chicago. I'm not in Chicago. Anyone telling you that they are trying find me by way of my IP address is LYING to you. Someone is bouncing the IP address around on my phone. It's likely whoever is organizing the stalking and harassment (now but not initially) and it's likely REE-lon and his mental-Ree Lon-tarded friends. But I will literally tell you where I am and whenever you want. Sam Sedar and Friends or anyone watching the live stream already know. You may be asking yourself "Well then why aren't they doing anything about the child murder?" And it's because they don't actually care about the child murder. They just want me to not get credit and money and child murder prevent be from getting that. They are trying to create, like, a faux catch 22 that is ultimately just going to leave one or more of you without a child and a few of you without a career.
Hym "SO! Tracking my IP address will only work if it stops showing that I'm in Chicago when I am not. If someone is telling you that they are doing that to try and find me, they are lying and likely are the one who are the cause of the fact that my IP address doesn't show my real location. I find the possibility that someone tried to track my IP address to kill my hilarious. I heard a story about a family that got home invasioned and tortured to death for 'Things that were said on the internet' and there is a non-zero percent change the some of you got murdered as a result of people trying to kill me and that is exactly why allowing people to take the law into their own hands was a bad idea. Because these people are dumb. They will and likely have killed the wrong people and if you would just stop doing this, the risk of this happening would decrease. But you or your kid dying is not going to make me regret doing this. It's not going to make THEM regret doing this. It's just going to make YOU regret allowing this to persist if you end up being the one who pays the price. And then they are going to try to convince you to blame me because if they can get you to blame me they are somehow magically absolved of their guilt and complicity. So don't let them do it guys. Sunk cost fallacy is a fallacy. They WILL IN FACT throw you kid's life in the trash."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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