An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home
Kind of like the boy who lived (Harry Potter) just in a Draco Malfoy version. He is the boy who had no choice because he was often pressured by his father. It so sad that this hottie was mistreated...
Sue: Omg! The boy who had no choice is so hot!
Bridget: Ikr?! I would literally die for Malfoy aka the boy who had no choice!