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Night Freak 

Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"

When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"

A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"
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night ride 

v. getting high (usually on weed) right before you go to bed
n. a bowl, joint, blunt, etc. prepared solely for the purpose of smoking before you go to sleep
"Where's Johnny?" "Oh, he took a night ride and passed out."
"I'm gonna pack a little night ride before I go to bed, peace"
"yo let's smoke that joint" "nah, man, this my night ride for later"
night ride by yung nutskratch April 10, 2016

Night Rider

A female you allow over your house only at night, for sexually purposes only. You are never seen with this person during the day but at night she rides the hell out of your dick.
"Yeah, Wendy thats my night rider."
Night Rider by Sunstarz0212 March 4, 2009

night and day 

a phrase use to denote different or far from. 'Day and night' conveys a similar meaning.
1. She is a bluestocking and night and day (=different) from her contemporaries.
2. What she has achieved so far in her studies is night and day from (=far from) satisfactory.
night and day by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011

night crawl 

When 2 stupid people are having an awkward convo about not working out and getting fat
Zac, should I night crawl?

No Mia, you will get fat and ugly .
night crawl by Amigoyomamadawg June 25, 2016

Night Boat To Cairo

A euphemism for anal sex.
Yo, I've been steady tappin' Sharice for two years now and she still want let me take the night boat to Cairo!

Night Crawling 

When you turn off the lights before you go to bed and aimlessly stumble toward your bed.
"The other day I was night crawling when I hit my toe and broke it!"
Night Crawling by Charlie Day01 January 30, 2017