Morality

But Jordan...

Hym "Your morality is based on a deliberate misreading of a story about a Jewish dictator and slaver and his sadistic underling. And the '2 morality dimensions' of personality both revolve around being a slave. The conscientiousness is just how hard the slave works and the agreeableness is just the not saying no to slavery part. So there's the real problem. Your morality isn't moral. That's the one thing the shit-libs get right. What they get wrong is that they also aren't moral by their own definition because it revolves around empathy and they don't have any they just feel bad for poor people. Neither of you have any concept of liberty. And you're both dumb. You lack both the morality AND the intelligence and you need to be removed from other people's lives a vigorously and throughly a humanly possible."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Morally Mogged

Dominating or outshining another person purely through one’s own virtues and acts of kindness (rather than through physical attractiveness), especially if to a point where other people recognize that you are of objectively better character than them.

«Did you hear how James stood for that kid who was being bullied the other day?» «Yeah, he’s also been spending his weekends volunteering at the community center in town to help out the disadvantaged. I feel morally mogged»

by trygvuz September 19, 2025

Morally Retarded

Like "Mentally Retarded", expect you dont know what you are talking about with your morals.

" The people who joke about 9/11 but say joking about Charlie Kirk is bad are morally retarded."

by i like talking October 1, 2025

Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.

“Bro, stop being a Morales and fix your hat.”

by certifiedmenance November 29, 2025

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Economic moral determinism movement

A movement that seeks to have people to only hold morals that will make and/or save money etc. for example if a person will help you make or save money then you should save there life etc. but if a homeless person is starving and they cannot help you make and/or save money you should let them starve etc.

He is for the economic moral determinism movement.

by The Fury 13 January 15, 2011

personal moral character

a huge Johnson

14 percent of likely voters think that the phrase "has a strong personal moral character" describes Anthony Weiner at least a good amount.

"Look at that dude, I bet he has strong 'personal moral character' if you know what i mean"

by meredimw September 2, 2013