mom look

The look your mom gives you when you did something so stupid that all she can ask is "why?"

Son : After i stapled my finger to see if it hurt i got the mom look.

by mama_catt August 23, 2014

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mom spaghetti

What happens when a italian chef bangs your mom

Yo dude, after last night, your mom has some serious mom spaghetti

by Mummybanger003 January 23, 2017

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mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty

Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!

by leRooy November 29, 2006

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Mom swap

v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.

Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."

Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"

Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"

Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"

Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."

Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"

by Droogans January 21, 2010

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mom ass

A young person who has, well, an ass like a mom has.

A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass

by Freddy Z July 4, 2005

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mom jeans

1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.

God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.

Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.

by Erik S April 30, 2006

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