Methheadists

The former Catholic school girl honor students who now make money on onlyfans or Cherry Ave, that say they practice Wicca or Buddhism but really only practice methodology; an American system of smoking methamphetamine and keeping the white class trailer trash low and too spun to do anything but masturbate, pretend to clean by moving trash and miscellaneous items back and forth across their apartments, and texting paragraphs of nonsense to their non-methheadist friends who will have to block them after 12 hours of messages because they have burned their bridges just as black as the most inside the bubble that brightens and bursts their souls.

Alexx can not stand texts from methheadists because they talk too much

by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023

methhole

What happens to an ass hole while high on Meth

Man MethHoles are Funn!

by Dreeemmm January 5, 2024

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

mershlaps

A combination of "mayhaps" and "pershlaps" (which is a variation of perhaps)

Nick: Did you eat my fruity pebbles last night?

Tom: mershlaps...

by sunny129 February 6, 2024

Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.

“ Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”

by Liam Chain July 27, 2024

Mershat

This is a male name. People with this name is described as being hard working and trustworthy. These people often have the best hair genes, where their hair falls perfectly in place every time. If you have a Mershat as a friend you should cherish them. You should not ask if they have a gf or a wife, because most likely they are taken and not interested in you. He is handsome, he is strong and most importantly he is Batman.

I wish I was lucky, so lucky that I have a Mershat in my life.

by Blackmoneybag February 11, 2024

Mershat

Mershat is someone that is hardworking, trustworthy and handsome. He is above the standard and above 10/10. Mershat has good hair genes that makes the hair fall perfectly every time. Don’t ask if he has a gf or a wife, because he is always taken.

“I feel like a Mershat to day…. Man.. it’s going to be a good day”

by Blackmoneybag February 11, 2024