Mattel HyperScan

a shitty ass game console made by mattel

some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.

by Im sega August 13, 2020

Matteo moment

When someone says something ironic and stupid.

"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"

by anonymous May 22, 2021

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Matteo Riddle

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008

Fusion Matter

The green slime in fusionfall that Planet Fusion, Lord Fuse, fusion monsters and fusions are made of. it is also used to create Nanos and is commonly found all over the game, most commonly in infected zones... oh, and being on fusion-matter covered floors can drain your health...

player: dammit, why does there have to be so much fusion matter here?!

by qwertypizza April 24, 2010

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 16, 2017