The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.
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George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.
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by fshleigh aletcher (; October 15, 2008
Get the rock lobster mug.When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
by dannofthursday September 18, 2008
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Get the rock lobster mug.The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.
Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.
by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003
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