Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 06, 2009