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When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
by dannofthursday September 18, 2008
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