Laser

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

by Major laser September 16, 2023

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digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)

Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004

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In later news,

A phrase begining a mock news story about how good or bad the reprocusions of someones "great idea" could inevitably be.

Good idea:

Edison- Lets create a device that produces light, without burning oil!

Ford- In later news, two man geniuses create quite possibly the most revolutionary device to date

Edison- Really bro?

Bad Idea:
Tom- Bro lets make a spaceship and go find hot alien babes to...

Brady- In later news, two young men were arrested today and brought up on charges of conspiracy, apparently planning to blow up a major US landmark

Tom- Your such a douche sometimes, you know that?

by DestroyerofEpicsausce July 8, 2010

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Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

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brooklyn lantern

When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.

The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.

by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014

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