buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Beef Rider

When someone inserts a roast beef sandwich into their ass and rides it like a prick. (preferably a 3 way roast beef. sauce cheese mayo”

Did you see Steve ride that beef? He’s a real beef rider he needs to teach me how to do that.

by chdhf January 18, 2022