Beef Rider

When someone inserts a roast beef sandwich into their ass and rides it like a prick. (preferably a 3 way roast beef. sauce cheese mayo”
Did you see Steve ride that beef? He’s a real beef rider he needs to teach me how to do that.
by chdhf January 18, 2022
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buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight
andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back
by chdhf January 04, 2017
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