Taste Log

These little delights are made from the bark of the almost-extinct, isolated Ashoka Tree (a.k.a "Taste Tree") located on the foothills of the central and eastern Himalayas. Found in Indian Food dishes, these hidden, miniature nut-like "logs” are BURSTING with an extremely woody, cedar/pine-like flavor containing up to 87 grams of "taste" per serving. Not for the taste-timid.

RacRel bit into her Chicken Tikka Masala and suddenly an unusual explosion of flavor danced erratically upon her taste buds...

RacRel - "What was that!? ...That I just bit into!??"

James - "Taste Log...Yyyyyyyeh!"

by LeMizzel July 23, 2009

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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

by dolphy93 November 5, 2014

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Logged-out

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.

I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!

by Itvan Humperdink February 2, 2009

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Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

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choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

by Ben crawford October 9, 2007

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