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Joel Micah

The most loving, adorable, kind, caring, affection guy in Candy's world!
"Joel Micah gave me a gorgeous ring on Christmas."

"Joel Micah took me to a beautiful dinner at the space needle on our 2 year anniversary!"

"Joel Micah is the love of my life."
by candychica206 December 14, 2008
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joelin'

to joel is to poke someone repeatedly, especially in the sides of the abdomen and under the arms.
jill: what the hell is his problem?
alex: i don't know but he needs to quit joelin' on me.
jill: whaddafux
alex: preach
by thrashwomanwarrior July 12, 2011
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Joel Velazquez

A guy that jams out to Red hot chili peppers & Sublime while he has a blunt in his hand.

Joel's Velazquez are guys that smoke alot of pot, skinny & tall , mirror image of the lead singer from 30H!3, always with a girl named Afrika
Their goes a Joel Velazquez!

That kid was such a "Joel Velazquez running with that girl!
by AfrikaGiselle August 15, 2011
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Joeism

A common phase ingeniously created by Joe, and adopted by the masses with thanks.
"Feed up when the feeding's good." (A common joeism)
by afarbetterplace January 12, 2019
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joel frith

to be very ugly and have very strange members of family to be precise small fat ones called paul
"wow that's joel frith...." said sam "were is his over weight obese dad at" said jane "he must be near the ground is shaking" said sam and tilly
by joel frith has a fat dad February 2, 2019
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joelia

The meanest person in the world , you could say the devil . Also , very loud , gangster but a cary baby , and they hate being underestimated.
Joelia is a bad bitch .
by Afghanistan October 23, 2019
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Joel

Since the dawning of time, there have been three events that have forever changed the trajectory of human civilization, and uplifted all of humanity. They are the discovery of electricity, the invention of pornography, and the birth of Joel.

Joels have been known to save babies from the jaws of hungry republican senators, wrestle bears to the ground with a single finger, donate all their organs and then regenerate them so they can donate them again, win multiple events a day for the entirety of an Olympic games, simultaneously play every instrument in Rush's masterpiece "Tom Sawyer", and dance like nobody is watching, even when others ARE watching.

The most gentle, giving, and passionate of lovers, the most loyal and generous of friends, eyes more beautiful than a mountain lake, hair more lush and golden than a field wheat blowing in the prairie wind, and a body that even the worlds best sculptor wouldn't dare change if it were made of his clay.

Find a Joel, love a Joel, be loved by a Joel, and experience life as you never would have imagined possible.
"She's glowing like the sun!"
"Didn't you hear that yesterday she encountered a Joel?"

"That explains everything!"
by AssortedFruitTums November 24, 2021
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