jesusiest

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011

jesst

A jesst is a joke made by a girl named Jessica.

Hombre: "Good joke"

Jessica: "That was no ordinary joke, no everyday jest. That. Was a JESSt"

by J.Agnew September 23, 2013

Jesus Shield

People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.

Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!

by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013

Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again

Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday

by 10cc July 1, 2016

Jesus's bitch

A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.

Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.

by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017

Jesutomisin

n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.

Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.

Get back here Jesutomisin!
You are so like Jesutomisin!

by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it

I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water

by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017