Jessica

he epic tiktoker you see on your for you page. She has a lot of hoes but stays loyal to her one and only squidward. #SQUIDISBAE Around her friends she is le epic and makes hilarious jokes. But around random ppl she likes to blend in by wearing CAMO. She hates the office with a passion bc of her worst friend patrick star. Her TikToks are le
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best

DAMN JESSICA AND SQUIDWARD BE COUPLE GOALZZ

by tiny dancer July 12, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is a total heather. She will be there for you whenever you need her and she is very kind.

My best friend Jessica is a total heather

by Peepeepoopooheadsbestfriend October 10, 2020

jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.

Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!

by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007

Jessica Ouellette

Jessica Ouellete is a very amazing girl, she is often shy but very intelligent. Once you break her out of her shell she really shows her true colours and shows the world how truly amazing she really is. She is loved by many although she thinks otherwise. She is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.

Dude- Jessica Ouellette is a rocket today!

Dude 2- When isnt she!?

by leprechaun13 January 1, 2012

big jessi

its a big girl that really likes to get down and dirty and really grind it hard.

man that bbw really pulled a big jessi on me!

by big r ski August 12, 2009

jessica mitchell

A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.

Jessica Mitchell just said that to a teacher

by Uhly girl May 27, 2017

Jessica

Latin for "lazy". Japanese for "sleeps a lot". Portuguese for "rested". Spanish for "yes I can sleep forever". She is well rested at all times. Ready to nap at all times. Knows the best positions to lay down in. Gives cuddling a new meaning. Her outermost layer of skin is called the "epiwarmis" which produces enough heat for 6 people. Has the biggest bed in the world which she so happily calls her "Jurrasica" sized bed. Snorlax worships her.

You look well rested...you wouldn't happen to be a Jessica, would you?

by coastwriterrr November 6, 2017