Crossing Jordan 

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!

Crossing Jordan by Petra April 13, 2005

Jordan Peterson 

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

Jordan Peterson by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Gwinn 

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm

Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*

Jordan Gwinn by :D. August 7, 2009

Jordan Scott Hebert 

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009

Jordan Parise 

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

Jordan Parise by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Jordaning 

Masturbation

Davis is Jordaning.

Jordaning by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013

jordan 

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.

Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying

jordan by notvicfierce February 6, 2014