eight incher

A penis that is 8 inches long. Approximately 20 cm.

I wish I had an eight incher.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 25, 2015

angry incher

an unusually small penis attached to an agressive lover.

That girl's hot! You should totally give her the angry incher.

by englishhclass August 9, 2016

12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.

User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing

by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017

The Inchworm

When two people have sex in a one person sleeping bag.

It was so cold in Yosemite that my girl climbed into my sleeping bag and we did the inchworm.

by Life Hax June 27, 2017

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

getting inched

When someone cuts off your penis for punishment or entertainment purposes.

Getting inched is my favorite thing to do when I'm with my uncle. He thought he wouldn't be gay if I didn't have a penis.

by Unmolested November 11, 2018