Hat Noi

You are doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” challenge. You are Chat Noir.

Person 1:I love Hat Noi!
Person 2: It’s Chat Noir.

by •Random123• May 20, 2021

Jeeti hat

A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.

Alright ragers, get your jeeti hats on, its cold out.

by Tubby69 December 12, 2008

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020

Suck Hat

A hat, preferably a coonskin cap, worn by a short-haired passenger in a car in order to provide something for the driver to grab onto while he face fucks the passenger. The suck hat is often worn by the passenger in lieu of contributing gas money.

You want me to pick you up and drive you where for free? Don't forget your suck hat you cheap bastard!

by JerzGuy August 25, 2011

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

rocking the hat

when a hot girl wears a trucker type hat and it makes her look better than without the hat.

That fine chick is rocking the hat.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009

squicker hats

cigarettes.

Usually said between 2 stoner chicks who are too fucked up to use real words.

Mikey always needs to light up a squicker hat after having a good romp in the alley behind the strip club.

by Molly, Jess & Rocko July 16, 2004