Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.

Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.

by Romario May 02, 2008

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019