iPod

Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches

those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you...

those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer

Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday!
Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing:
Creative Owner: :worships:
Me: Thats right B!TCH!

by Jordan Marsala June 11, 2006

ipod boy

someone who goes by the name birdman , bird that wuld rather listen to his ipod rather then have sex or pay any attention at all to his girlfriend.

yo birdman stop bein such a ipod boy an go fuck your girlfriend

by datonebuhl August 6, 2008

ipod blackburst

A name given to the iPod Video when the software won't let you put videos on it because it's in a standard format instead and not in the nonstandard format the iPod understands. Comes from the television industry term which describes a video signal which carries only a full color black picture (i.e. a content-free video signal).

Mobin had to return his ipod blackburst because it wouldn't play VCD MPEG videos.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

iPod face

when you go to sleep, and your mouth is so wide open+round, it squares off your face and you look like an iPod.

we took pics with our sleeping drunk friend who had his iPod face on.

by the bee princess of jujus December 9, 2008

ipod classic

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.

Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!

by Inforclinks June 26, 2014

ipod

The ipod has become a cultural icon for our generation. It is, simply, a music player. Able to hold mass amounts of music, it is what many consider to be the next form of music. However, I believe it will destroy the art of album making. If a band only gets 2-3 of their songs downloaded and sold - why release 12?

Ipods will destroy America.

by BigBossWhitey September 11, 2006

iPod

one of the most amazing devices ever invented. Has the highest quality music stores and greatest selection. If it ever freezes it isn't completely dead you just have to restart it.
Most people who highly criticize it and make fun of people who have it are just to poor to buy it and jealous of people who have some money.
So if your thinking of buying an mp3 go with iPod cause all of the other mp3's suck balls, especially the gay zune.

guy1: dude I just got a zune!
guy2: why didn't you get an iPod there higher quality
guy1: cause they break in 2 weeks and the battery sucks
guy2: actually I've had mind for 3 years without any problems. And my battery lasts a good 6 hours still.
Guy1: well my zune has a radio
guy2: wow I just got a iPod touch and I has youtube safari mail gps calender and a touch screen.

*guy 1 gets an ipod*

Guy1: dude iPods rock! Apple for life! Zune can lick my anus!

by apple powns June 20, 2008