human kind

human kind is retarded

abandon all hope

by it's all poopie from here on out May 19, 2004

human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.

urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 3, 2004

humangerosious

huge; bigger than biggest

That girl has a humangerosious booty.

by Dianira May 11, 2006

Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.

Support the human dog marrige movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011

humammal

An animal or pet, I hook up with all the time. Should be a mammal like a cat or a hamster or dog.

abbreviation of "hu" (hook up) plus the word "mammal"

This cat is the only humammal I have.

Am I an human, only because I as a man hook up with my girl and should she not be my huwoman then? And the cat I hug is my humammal ?

by franz tea January 26, 2013

Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.

Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.

by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015