Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023

Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet

by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023

Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior

Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too

by Erwien March 18, 2023

Alabama hot pocket

Don't search this up you butthole bung

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023