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Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.
I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).
by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025
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heightcel

a man who is so short (under 6') that no woman would ever choose him
chud: hi
becky: ew get away you disgusting sub5 heightcel freak
by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026
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Ledbetter Heights

n. A place, usually in suburbia, that's an over-populated dump. Most small-town apartment buildings can be refered to as such.
"Joe lives out in Ledbetter Heights"
by TransMayernik May 10, 2005
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tho hight & mighty

The oppressed are oft most pressed by the rich living in opulence fine, tragically having nobler character abreast of tho hight & mighty thinking they're better than thine.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.
Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.
by SundazeChild May 27, 2013
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draven height

An ugly peace of shit that cheats on girls
by big dick nick24 June 27, 2016
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Slant height

A short person of whom's stature resembles that of a cone
by Chocothunder March 23, 2017
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