michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

hagley

Adjective

A compound word made up of the words hag and ugly, it is used to describe a person, typically a girl, who in addition to being ugly, also has numerous hag-like qualities, such as a cackling laugh, and facial features that go beyond the mere ugly to downright deformed.

Man 1: Hey man, I heard you fucked that Becca chick... bad luck dude, that girl is ugly.

Man 2: Look who's talking, you fucked Milly, that girl is downright Hagley.

Man 1: The shame.

by Duke of Warwick June 16, 2007

can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

door handle

A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).

Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet

by BLANDRY February 20, 2006

Love Handles

When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.

Did you see thee love handles on that chick

by kidg May 21, 2008

hanger upper

A person who hangs up during a phone call.

Ashley is such a hanger upper! I told her not to hang up and she did!

by Mariella March 12, 2005

hanger appeal

The appeal of a large-breasted woman with a great "rack" that seem to "hang" there on her chest.

This babe's hot!!! She's got a lot of hanger appeal!!!

by carlbigman October 9, 2006