German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.

Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.

by Mr M. February 28, 2022

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

german

1countable someone from Germany 2uncountable the language used in Germany, Austria, and parts of Switzerland 3 relating to Germany, its people, or its language

German history, a young German couple

by MorioTom May 17, 2007

german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.

While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.

by Ray September 16, 2003

German

German language is a West Germanic language, related to and classified alongside English and Dutch. With an estimated 90 – 98 million native speakers, German is one of the world's major languages and the most widely spoken first language in the European Union.

German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.

Girl: "I am learning German because I love the language so much!"

Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?!"

OR

Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too!"

Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe!"

(Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)

by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 10, 2011

German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.

Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!

by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010

German

You can't define a whole nation, you know that right? It's not true that everybody in Germany loves nature and hiking and camping and stuff, some do, like in every other country in the world. And it's not true, that all Germans are dressed badly, most of them do have style.. And I don't know what everybody's talking about Germans being forced to be Nazi's, that's not quite true either. There were some people who supported Hitler, but most of them didn't know everything he was doing for example to the jewish until the end of WW2. Very many people disagreed with the Nazis and so they just were executed.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.

There is nothing typical German - except for the beer. That's true. German beer is great.

by rrraaawwwrrr April 10, 2013