stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

goose piss

The made up insult drink.

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!

by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008

Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.

What a bitch ass magpie goose

by Sep93 June 13, 2011

Goose kiss

To kiss the tip of ones penis

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this

by Tinker83 May 22, 2014

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021

FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.

Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.

by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018