fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

to the day hell freezes over

another way of saying no to a person on something by exaggeration with it

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.

by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025