FLABS

Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.

Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS

by Jocko Farin March 18, 2008

flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

Flabbump

A guy whos belly hangs over his belt

That fucker is flabbump!

by Steve Drury May 22, 2005

flabbered

In which someones butthole is leaking

"Holy man your flabbered on my couch

by Twerkmasster99 November 5, 2014

flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

Flabby-Flaps

A fat woman's pussy hole

David entered Flora's Flabby-Flaps never to return again.

by Franco Vivaldi November 16, 2005

flabba jabba

1. A real dumbass, or one who steals your stuff.

2. One with a lysp, who tries to put another down using the word "rapist".

3. A reference to a person who constantly refers you to his "boomstick".

Robert said he was preparing to fire upon me using his "boomstick". I proceeded to tell him to shut up, and promptly called him a flabba jabba.

by RIAA Policeman January 23, 2004