to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)
the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 08, 2022
"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 01, 2022
A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016
When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap April 03, 2016
When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.
by Aruoliveira March 04, 2016
A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 25, 2021