Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA

"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."

by malcolmsex69 December 9, 2014

love fap

When you masturbate to non pornographic images of a partner or spouse, usually when they are away for an extended period of time.

"I missed my girlfriend so much, I couldn't help but have a love fap over the pics she posted to facebook of the trip to hawaii she's on with her parents."

by Strange Penny April 28, 2014

Annie sad fap

When you last too long and you have to masturbate in a corner because you haven't come yet
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"

"Elijah took a lonely Annie sad fap after he couldn't finish"

by Annie sad fap April 6, 2015

hide and go fap

A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.

Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.

by Dan's Vans September 2, 2016

pre-nap fap

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap

(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.

by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

mental fap

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.

guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."

guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"

by craundizzle August 31, 2006