dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

by ybomb September 13, 2013

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013

Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum

Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry

by Twerkplays February 3, 2014

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014