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Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
mugGet the Doctormug.

Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
mugGet the Doctorsmug.

Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
mugGet the Doctor humpingmug.

Spirit Doctor

A doctor who works on the spirit part of your body.
For example imagine you unfortunately got hit by a train your body would go splat but your soul would be beside the material or maybe even disbanded around it until it the train was finished moving over that particular area of ground
At that point your soul would repiece and you would be gazing at yourself waiting for your elders to whom ever to come take you to your next zone.

Anyway that spirit is the part of your body that the spirit doctor would preform his practice on.

Although to you it would appear as if he was preforming his work on the vessel.
by Campbell Adam Rhys December 28, 2020
mugGet the Spirit Doctormug.

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
mugGet the doctor applesmug.

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

..........
I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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