Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Diced

Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)

"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"

by MoistGranny January 6, 2021

Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
dickwarmer dick stomper dog mexico tits

by Lordgumby November 23, 2016

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

Biggus Dickus

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

by netch October 6, 2004

Walking dictionary

A person who knows many vocabularies and their definitions.

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's shown off her wide range of vocabularies.

by Nima Danesh June 10, 2013

Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa

Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go

by nintengeek March 14, 2019