chimped out

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

by Schmebar June 3, 2018

Chimp

see ferien

by HL October 14, 2003

Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple

"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"

by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004

Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).

I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.

by dwt2004 June 8, 2010