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christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.
person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020
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University of Northern British Columbia

A university located in Prince George, British Columbia. Known as UNBC and the University of No Better Choice.
I want to go to the University of Northern British Columbia because I can't afford to live in Vancouver while going to school.
by moonbug November 13, 2006
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columboing

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.
She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.
by Stefanie Johansson October 21, 2009
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Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.
Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.
by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008
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Columbus

A city in Ohio that is often referred to as the capital of the state, but that's just a lie to get all the black people in one place. First step to the glorious "Final Solution."
Ohioan 1: You ever been to Columbus?
Ohioan 2: Fuck no, I ain't black.
Ohioan 3: Can't wait for the "Final Solution" though.
Ohioan 4: I love Easton.
by Zuluhed5 April 10, 2011
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Columbian Moneyshot

In the Climax of fucking a girl you blow your load on a plate/table/flat surface and have her snort your cum as if it was cocaine!
Cum on a table and make her snort it like its cocaine and that is a Columbian Moneyshot
by xROxMExHOEx February 15, 2008
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Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.
Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021
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