clange spectrum

the array of possible females that you would go for on entering a pub or club

hey dave the clange spectrum is looking a bit bleak here, lets move on to the next bar.

by clotsville July 23, 2013

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

clinker

One who collects clams

Clam collector

by Bob March 14, 2004

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

clingy douche

Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.

My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.

by kilgren March 26, 2009

cling clang

An Asian grandmother.

I fuck that cling clang last night.

by Mendpxian April 26, 2016

dinger clinger

a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers

child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!

by flavr saige September 4, 2007