cactusjones

a sly and cunning being or someone who likes to camp in video games

"Dammit, you cactusjones"

by CactusJohnnyJones January 20, 2022

Calcustum

A type of STD usually contracted through oral sex. It can be very contagious and can have very severe effects such as malnourishment and even a dry sore tongue

The man had gotten a Calcustum overnight

by The_Vindaloo_Gamer February 17, 2022

Cactusing

Usually referred to when having intercourse with ones friend

Me and my other friend were cactusing last night

by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022

cactus_gtag

A Gorilla Tag creator that didn’t put “vr” in their username.

I saw cactus_gtag on TikTok.

by Mr.Fish1010 April 25, 2022

Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

cactusifyed

When a noun has been affected by the cactus effect. Usually it would be affected in ways such as being sharper and pointy.

My nail became very sharp. Could it have been cactusifyed?

by Shrekbody June 21, 2022

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022