Skip to main content

A Carter Cast 

An outcast, a freak, a loser (some say). he has been condemned past the gates of hell and and to the “mega gay zone.” he frequently is found in open spaces, kissing questionably breathed blonde girls. have your friends and phones ready to capture and commemorate these embarrassing instances so he can be sent further into the zone of the mega gay.
Damn!! You see that guy over there w that questionable selection of female 👵🏻 Such a carter cast moment.
A Carter Cast by hitmannn6781 December 9, 2021
A Carter Cast mug front
Get the A Carter Cast mug.
See more merch

helena bonham carter 

our goth queen we will worship her til the end of time
you dont like helena bonham carter? prepare to die cunt

Samantha Carter 

One of the hottest fucking sci-fi cahracters in the past 30 years, played by the ever talented Amanda Tapping.

Smart yet attractive, she is the male (and some female) nerd's wet dream come to life. Her brain is only matched by her chest, which slowly but surely became more pronounced as the Stargate SG1 series carried on.

When a sci-fi geek labels a woman (or should the good lord be so giving) his g/f as a Samantha Carter, it is considered one of the greatest possible compliments the geek can give the woman in question.
Geek 1 to Geek 2: "Dude, that girl I sat next to in Calc 3 class is such a Samantha Carter"

Geek 2 to Geek 1: "Yeah, but just like S.C, she's well beyond your reach"

Geek 1: "Yeah, I know. But that's why I made a replicator version of her"

Geek 2: ".....got a copy?"

jimmy carter 

A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"

"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"

Coach Carter 

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.
"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.
Coach Carter by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

Jane Carter 

Thicc bitch who gets philled up on the regular. Speaking of regulars, a Jane carter will rob your dad of money and baby batter.
I’m living my life as a Jane Carter
‘Damn your husband’s cock must be confused - total simp’

Aaron Carter 

My generation's Justin Bieber. A kid who made shitty kid's music and 10-14 year old girls ate it up.
Kid when I was your age, I had Aaron Carter. Not Justin Bieber!
Aaron Carter by Bill the Patgoat November 21, 2010